Laporan Suka Hati Mak Bapak Kau - Reporting as you please

Wow a lot had happend these few months and from the High that everyone's experiencing, there is bound to have  a couple of black dogs sheep. Credit should be given where its due and when questioned, the typical response will be: "I am only writing the facts and only being realistic. I stand by what I wrote." Bullocks

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Why can't a paper be inspirational and further deepen then meaning of the word Belief and rally the troops? Even when they do it, it will be minimal effort and they do not see the light at the end of the tunnel. Some people might say that their principal in life teaches them to only tell the cold hard truth but no one is denying you of that and no one is demanding you to write a fairy tale either. The cold hard truth should be spoken and then ending it with motivational, inspiring words to rally the troops for the fight ahead. Every system has its flaws and what can you do about the league disruptions? No one can see into the future to do a perfect scheduling, it is how the changes are accommodated and assimilated into the system are the only things comments can be made about.

Maybe as a parent, you should just tell your kid "Boy, dun need to take your exams lah. You so stupid, sure fail one ah. So please don't waste your lim peh's my money." What difference is this to Singapore will not survive the next round. So no point giving people false hope. Before you say a child and soccer are two different things to compare to, I would say this: I am only writing the facts and only being realistic. I stand by what I wrote. Oh wait a minute, I am only a blogger and bloggers are not creditable. UP YOURS DEEP DEEP BUDDY


Laporan Suka Hati Mak Bapak Kau 2 Apparently, loud and fiery sports fans are wanted. Yeah I want them too during games. The first half of this laporan was kinda inspirational but the other half was tasteless and based on facts which was not researched properly. 

All the positives of the Malaysians were reported, what about the Negatives that they did aka the hacking of a Singapore site, the taunting and stalking of Shahril Ishak and the famous defacing of the words LOOSER on our flag? What if a Singaporean did it? Do you think he would have gotten away with it? He would have definitely be made an example of so that no other will dare follow. If you think about it, its like a parent who's parenting their kids and the concept would be: it would be OK for other children to do it but not OK for our own children to do it.

Yes it was an eye opener to the Malaysian's patriotism and fanatic support. The roads to Bukit Jalil was already jammed at 3pm, hours before the game started and mind you it was a normal working weekday.


In Singapore its a daily rat race with the society being its main contestants. Who would put aside their jobs just to support soccer? Everything has to be done to their convenience if not participation will be at its minimal. Singapoliens are a reserved bunch and to them watching soccer is like watching a movie. There are a few thick-skinned, determined ones who call themselves LATW Crew.

It was stated that the Malaysians sang as one. Bullocks. The only section that sung as one was where the Ultras Malayas sat in and the rest were just doing their own thing with their occasional shouts here and there. If you think that the 300 odd supporters were out sung, I would say out sung when compared to the whole stadium's irritating air horn noise but we were definitely more vocal and out sung the Malaysian section seated in front of us. Not all the 300 sang but those that did, made the travelling Singaporean Contingent heard by any nearby.

Lets now touch on the topic of Terrace cheers by the fans of England. Everyone's inspired by them and they personify football hooliganism fanaticism at its best. Before typing away to make out a laporan, one must do some research first leh. This means that if proper research was done, one will know where the Ultras Malays got their inspirations from. Terrace chants all over the word are in similar tunes, only the words/language are different. One will also know that the Ultras Malaya's logo was inspired from fans from a part of the world or vice versa. Hint: Google Image search Maccabi Fanatics.

One also will know that when drums are brought into soccer games, it will sound more like a dragon boat competition. The drums will drown any cheers as the words chanted become inaudible and only your mom's name can be heard by you. So if one suggests that we should ditch the old tired songs and don't have to mimic the English fans' terrace cheers, so what do you recommend?

Erm we call Dick Lee and asks him to write a cheer for us on bo?
Or maybe we can use the bird's: YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH


I am only writing the facts and only being realistic. UP YOURS DEEP DEEP TOO BUDDY